1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
“ The sweet you can't eat without Bacon"
(I cant eat anything without Bacon.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Its that Bacon feeling"
(....That IS AWESOME.)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Leave the Bacon to us"
(Okay, thats just cheesy. )

4. How would you answer a booty call?
“Whatever your into, get into Bacon"
(O-O Whuuu???)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
“Too Orangey for Bacon"
.(..BACON SAYS NO TO YOUR FAKE TAN.)

6. To someone you dislike?
“Your Flexible Bacon"
(I challenge you to Twister. )

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
“Get the Bacon habit"
(...Makes sence. )

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
“Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Bacon"
(...I would love some, kthnx)


9. You're failing a subject, you say...
“He who thinks Bacon, drinks Bacon
(I do think it, but they dont sell juiced bacon anymore.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
“You too can have a Bacon like mine"
(…....wut?)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
“When the going gets tough, the tough get Bacon"
(which is true on multiple levels)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
“Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Bacon"
(I like dem green eggs and ham)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
“Wow! I could have had a Bacon!"
(I always miss great oppurtunities ;-

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
“The futures bright. The futures Bacon."
(YES. YES YES. YES......YES.)

15. Your last words before you die...
“Only Bacon can prevent forest fires"
(.................)

16. Your message to a special someone...
“Come fly the friendly Bacon"
(.........I can fly. Im so cool)

17. Title of this post will be...
“It does exactly what it says on the Bacon"
(............what?)